so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
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