As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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