sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Sponge bath it is.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
being pregnant is like rehab
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Randomize
