Well douche your snatch and let's go!
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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