Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
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So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
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Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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