can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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