Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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