I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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