Will you blow on my dice?
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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