I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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