Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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