dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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