I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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