I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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