I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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