Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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