Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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