Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I need water and some morals
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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