I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
You ruined the universe
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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