While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
