I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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