was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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