You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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