Pants 0. Shit 1.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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