i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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