Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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