dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
Randomize
