Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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