i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
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Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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