It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
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there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
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So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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