i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
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They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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