is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
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Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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