This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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