You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
