I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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