sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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