If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
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Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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