He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
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I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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