Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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