what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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