Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
foreskin is a definite game changer
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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