69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
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No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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