I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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