Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
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plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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