Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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