Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Randomize
