Only a mothe r could love this liver
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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