she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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