TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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