where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
nutella sex= disaster
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night