I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
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he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
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I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Just high enough for therapy.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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