I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
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Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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