i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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