You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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